Patient-(noun) a person who is under medical care or treatment.
Patient-(adjective) bearing provocation, annoyance, misfortune, delay, hardship, pain, etc., with fortitude and calm and without complaint, anger, or the like.
I am NOT a patient;
I am a person that is no longer patient with today’s medical industry!
I am a unique impatient person with a happy secret!
If only my docs and nurses knew,
I am not a patient!