Oh, sister…I have a million of them! If I had one spectacular claim to fame it would have to be the monumental amount of really stupid mistakes I have made. Some I have been able to tactfully sugar coat, others were just too blooming big to even try to cover up. Although I have to admit regardless of what I have done, who I have offended, or how badly I have behaved my “go to” is an instant creative cover up or in the worst case scenario just out and out deny. That might be the way to go if I were good at it, but I am really bad at the spur of the moment eloquent fibs and clever cover-ups, and what’s more, I know I am bad at…but still in the panic of the moment…. I think I can pull it off! And get caught every single time… So in an effort to save what little dignity I have left… from here on out instead of wasting any of my creativity on poorly constructed denials and cover-ups…I am just gonna’ say….yep that was me…I did it….OOOOOPS!
Awe....F_(# IT!
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