Qualifications-
Graduate of “The Fairy Godmother Academy” preferred but will consider drop-outs
Duties to include but not limited to-
Serious sense of humor, rolling on the floor & snorting required.
Capable of listening to chronic whining for hours on end.
Must be prepared to put up with AND ENCOURAGE a litany of bad habits.
Although glass slippers and pumpkin coach magic is not required, stopping or significantly altering pain, shortness of breath. stopping chronic tiredness (without any side effects) would get you the job for sure!.
Able to produce handsome Prince every now and again would be nice. (no questions asked!)
Light housekeeping will be expected. (oh who am I trying to fool…I am a slob!) change that to serious housekeeping.
Full time position with a pathetic salary!
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