I would like to explain something before I begin. First of all, I have a tiny galley kitchen (aka as the one ass kitchen) and what I call a pantry is nothing more than a 10 inch deep closet with shelves and I have 2 of them in this kitchen…one for food one for garbage, cleaning supplies, brooms, and mops. I call them both pantries although technically they barely qualify!
So Monday’s are garbage day. Every Monday and Thursday Skip takes the garbage out and I put a fresh bag in the can…in the “garbage pantry”. I have had my coffee, am fully awake and I walk into the kitchen to do what I do EVERY Monday and Thursday…I then proceed to walk back to the food pantry and stare at the contents for a good 5 minutes and frustratingly ask myself what the hell am I doing here? It took 5 full minutes for me to realize I was standing in front of the wrong pantry…. Damn Garbage bags!
"In My Mind" Amanda Palmer
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